
This is Giggles.
For Sociology 101, we had an assignment to break a social norm. A social norm is anything that is deemed normal and "right" to do, and we were assigned to deviate from this normality. Some people skipped to class, wore funny clothes, or talked in an accent, but I went a little deeper. I brought a baby doll to school. When I walked into school this morning cradling a little girl's doll, I have to say that I was mortified. I've been known to do silly things and be weird, but this was exceptionally odd. As soon as I entered the high school building I could feel everyone's eyes on me, and I was asked within seconds, "Why do you have that?" I focused on people's faces as I passed through the hall, daring any passerby to ask me about me plastic friend. I began tallying the number of comments/questions and strange looks I received as soon as the day began, and by 3:30, I had gotten 65 comments/questions and 60 funny looks. I can only imagine how many people were talking about me behind my back. This experiment also had some hilarious and fascinating side results; I would say about 80% of everyone who said something to me asked me, "Can I hold your baby?" In my opinion, this is a ridiculous question to ask about a baby doll. Also, everyone seemed to play along, almost convinced that it was a real baby. Everyone wanted to know her name- her name! Giggles is an inside joke between my friends and me, so that was the first thing that popped into my head when I was asked that at 8:00 A.M. Multiple girls asked to be aunts or godmothers. Another funny thing about the difference between girls and boys was that when the girls wanted to hold her, they honestly enjoyed cuddling with her and rocking her back and forth, but almost all the boys poked her, shook her, or put her upside down. There was an instant maternal connection between the girls and the doll, but the boys just wanted to beat it up. My usually strict teacher asked to hold the baby and proceeded to burp it and walk around the classroom with it on her shoulder. She even told me to bring in a blanket so I could learn how to swaddle her to get her to "stop crying." The mothers who serve us lunch seemed almost upset about my companion, and questioned me judgmentally about why I had "that" with me. Students who I had never once shared a word with asked me things and talked to me about her, telling me how pretty she was and that I ought to change her soon. One boy who I had never talked to told me that it was unsafe for me to have her with me because "she might catch a flu in here and I wouldn't want her to get sick." I honestly don't know if he was kidding or not, for his face was exceptionally earnest and concerned. It was almost like the fact that it was just a doll slipped their minds and the boys had to poke it to make sure it wasn't alive. After a long day of questions and explanations, bashing the beginnings of rumors, and looking downright weird, I'm happy to say that I will not be doing this for a long time.
Even though it was kind of fun.
:)
~Lily